Posted 11 minutes ago

"To hell with class, I’m skipping. Let’s order food and sleep in"

Posted 30 minutes ago
The violin section is divided in to the First Violins, who have the trickier parts to play, and the Second Violins, who are more fun at parties

Lemony Snicket

from “The Composer is Dead”

(via lemonysmiley)

Posted 31 minutes ago

http://thegirlfrombasingse.tumblr.com/post/83359198064/inkskinned-it-always-really-bothered-me-when

inkskinned:

it always really bothered me when wait staff ignored me + my friends just because we were young bc we are all really respectful people but the assumption was that we wouldn’t tip

anyway so fast fowards to when i became a waitress and one day this group of scrubbyass kids came in…

Posted 1 hour ago

stunningpicture:

After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.

Posted 1 hour ago

*brings desktop computer to starbucks*

dutchster:

hello aubrey plaza

(Source: 3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h)

Posted 1 hour ago

bingtoolbar:

bingtoolbar:

I fucked up

And on that day, humanity received a grim reminder.

Posted 1 hour ago
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shewillbelubed:

this is the best thing i’ve ever written

Posted 1 hour ago

theapplesinstereo:

i never put anything in my snapchat stories because existence is meaningless and entropy is irreversible 

Posted 1 hour ago

jerkidiot:

I’m doing an easter egg hunt for my cousins and someone is gettin a meatball

Posted 1 hour ago
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josepedrocordeiro:

wetheurban:

ART: Sunsets Viewed Through Shattered Mirrors by Bing Wright

Photographer Bing Wright‘s newest project, Broken Mirror/Evening Sky, is a series of images that capture the reflections of sunsets on shattered mirrors.

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Espetacular

Posted 1 hour ago

florris:

Reasons why you should have plants in your room

-          More clean air

-          People think you are cool

-          They look pretty

-          You can sing to them and they won’t tell you to shut up

-          You feel proud when they grow

-          You can give them cute names

-          pLAnTs

Posted 2 hours ago
Posted 2 hours ago
farted:

omFG I named my printer Meatballs the other day and when I turned on my computer omfg

farted:

omFG I named my printer Meatballs the other day and when I turned on my computer omfg