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One time a boy wanted to date me because he thought I was a nihilist

sweet-bitsy:

Every picture tells a story but this one asks more questions than it answers

sweet-bitsy:

Every picture tells a story but this one asks more questions than it answers

(Source: katienotopoulos, via unclefather)

— 24 minutes ago with 22859 notes
tinaturnip:

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

that is a raccoon

tinaturnip:

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

that is a raccoon

(Source: looo-ch, via jojothekillerclown)

— 15 hours ago with 77220 notes
moonlightamidmountains:

southernshellsandweddingbells:

THIS IS LITERALLY A DESCRIPTION OF MY LIFE

Twice the look, half the effort

moonlightamidmountains:

southernshellsandweddingbells:

THIS IS LITERALLY A DESCRIPTION OF MY LIFE

Twice the look, half the effort

(Source: bowsbrosandbacrdi, via iamthemagicks)

— 15 hours ago with 47784 notes

bitcorn:

just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism

(Source: wars3, via feeltheillinoise-)

— 15 hours ago with 405328 notes

January 10th / sunrise and sunset

(Source: grandmabread, via kyptis)

— 15 hours ago with 126309 notes

damngruchy:

supermassiveasshole:

i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what

and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns

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my grandma is 82

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(Source: supermassiveasshole, via pirate--radio)

— 2 days ago with 416624 notes

me nd my evil robot gf

Me:babe I love that perfume ur wearing
GF:that me neurotoxin
— 2 days ago with 6168 notes

jaclcfrost:

"why do you like floral prints so much" because i’m not a person. secretly i’m just a mass of bees. trying to blend in with humans. unable to let go of my love of flowers

(via craftsandchocolate)

— 2 days ago with 48975 notes